025 ☺ Voice☺ This way is a waterslide away from me that takes you further every day

[moreincommon]

[Warden Filtered]

[Mark is up and about, more or less. He's moving slowly due to not being able to see well, his face is still swollen, his shoulder and right arm are functionally useless and currently he looks like a tenderized stake that's been skewered to be roasted. As such, he chooses voice today.]

Sylvanas needs to get out of Zero today. She probably should've been out yesterday or even the day before, but I've been, um. [Unconscious. Concussion and blood loss does not a talkative Mark make.] Not well. I would really appreciate it if someone would come with me to let her go.

On a, uh, related note. Have any of you had inmates who try to kill you every time you approach them? How did you get through to them?

Comments

[tentacruelest]

You're a witless idiot. Do not place the Lady Sylvanas within your banal comparisons again.

[moreincommon]

I'm sensing defensiveness.

[tentacruelest]

Lilly, if you will not be silent, you will not like what follows.

[moreincommon]

Why do you feel so disturbed by me?

[tentacruelest]

Do not mistake disturbance for anger and irritation.

[moreincommon]

Pretty sure I'm not.

[tentacruelest]

You do not disturb me. You are one irritating barnacle of many.

[moreincommon]

Then why spend so much time on me?

[tentacruelest]

I do not spend time on you. No more than I would any other irritating scab or pest.

[moreincommon]

You're spending your time arguing with me. Earlier you threatened personalized torture. Are you always this invested in people you don't like?

[tentacruelest]

I am invested in those who make Sylvanas' life harder than it needs to be.

[moreincommon]

There! Now we're making some progress. Why don't you tell me about that?

[tentacruelest]

[Jones is totally flabbergasted by this rogue happy warden. He narrows his eyes at Mark, attempting to figure him out]

No.

[moreincommon]

Are you sure? It might get a lot off your chest.

[tentacruelest]

Stow your babble. What good have your words ever done anyone?

[moreincommon]

Well, I did once talk my boss into confronting his father issues, and convinced a homicidal arsonist to let go of his rage.

[tentacruelest]

Impressive.

[Except said in the most sarcastic tone possible of a fish demon]

[moreincommon]

I've noted your tone, Captain, and it's not appreciated.

[tentacruelest]

Sorry, is there something wrong with my tone, Lilly?

[OH SO INNOCENT]

[moreincommon]

I told you, the sarcasm isn't appreciated. It's much more effective to say what you mean.

[tentacruelest]

Perhaps I don't wish to be effective.

[moreincommon]

Then you really are just spending your time on me.

[tentacruelest]

Wasting it, more like.

[moreincommon]

That's exactly my point!

[tentacruelest]

I..

[Crap. Caught.]


I am...merely bored.