025 ☺ Voice☺ This way is a waterslide away from me that takes you further every day

[moreincommon]

[Warden Filtered]

[Mark is up and about, more or less. He's moving slowly due to not being able to see well, his face is still swollen, his shoulder and right arm are functionally useless and currently he looks like a tenderized stake that's been skewered to be roasted. As such, he chooses voice today.]

Sylvanas needs to get out of Zero today. She probably should've been out yesterday or even the day before, but I've been, um. [Unconscious. Concussion and blood loss does not a talkative Mark make.] Not well. I would really appreciate it if someone would come with me to let her go.

On a, uh, related note. Have any of you had inmates who try to kill you every time you approach them? How did you get through to them?

Comments

[routemistress]

Taking 'er weapons away might be a start, lovey. Shall I come?

[moreincommon]

I did. She's not one of those people who needs a weapon, though, she's deadly enough on her own.

So... being armed? Maybe not a bad idea.

[routemistress]

Aye, I 'ave that trouble with Victor; at least 'e saves it for special occasions. Can't 'urt to be armed though. I can knock you up a stun-pistol easy enough.

[moreincommon]

I'd really appreciate that, as well as your company. Thank you, Iris.

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[notdreaming]

I've never had that happen, but I can help with Sylvanas.

[tentacruelest]

[Well guess who's found his comatose warden and stolen his communicator off him.

Davy clicks in, looking unamused]

I'll get her out. You're a useless sack of skin, Mark Lilly, and the devil can take you wherever he pleases.

[moreincommon]

That's very sweet of you, Captain Jones! I'd appreciate it if you did that.

[tentacruelest]

It is not sweet to pick up basic responsibility where others have fallen lax, Lilly. You were wrong to cast her into Zero and you were wrong to forget her now.

And yeh'll pay for it.

[moreincommon]

Captain Jones, I understand where you're coming from. I've wanted to kill for the woman I love too! But I didn't. And you don't have to either.

[tentacruelest]

Say your lies again and I'll come to the infirmary and string you up by your insides, Lilly! I am not in love.

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[moreincommon]

I'd be grateful if you did.

[moreincommon]

Sorry. I'm just confused about where this protective instinct and heightened passion is coming from, if not love.

[tentacruelest]

You're a witless idiot. Do not place the Lady Sylvanas within your banal comparisons again.

[moreincommon]

I'm sensing defensiveness.

[tentacruelest]

Lilly, if you will not be silent, you will not like what follows.

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[notdreaming]

I'd be happy to. Where would you like me to meet you?

[moreincommon]

Why do you feel so disturbed by me?

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[moreincommon]

Is the infirmary all right?

[tentacruelest]

Do not mistake disturbance for anger and irritation.

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[notdreaming]

I'll just be a few seconds.

[ She always does mean that literally. ]

[indispensible]

. . . How do you normally get through to people who try to kill you?

[This is Vin's life, how do you not have a contingency plan.]

[moreincommon]

Usually with a police escort.

[moreincommon]

Pretty sure I'm not.

[tentacruelest]

You do not disturb me. You are one irritating barnacle of many.

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[moreincommon]

Okay. [And he jumps, pleasantly, when that turns out to be literal!] Oh! Wow. Um, hi!