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[When the camera blinks on it focuses on one Mark Lilly, his regular clothes unusually rumpled and his hair messy, as if it hasn't been combed in nearly a week.]

Hi everyone, sorry I haven't been available for the last few days. This was my first experience with a Barge coma and I hope it doesn't happen again. The whole thing's kind of disorienting. If I missed anything you might like to talk to me about, I'm open as always, just give me some warning. [The therapist needs coffee.]

By the way, who repainted my apartment?

GREETINGS, MORTAL SCUM! [The voice on the screen sounds human, if humans had throats lined with sharp metal forks. The accompanying face is twisted, demonic, with glowing eyes and a wide, sharp-toothed leer.] MARK LILLY IS GONE. I'LL BE TAKING HIS PLACE.

[Suddenly the picture changes, features curling from a hellish mask into that of a rather beautiful redheaded woman in her late 20s, perfectly normal – apart from the pink hue of her skin and the two tiny horns jutting up from her forehead.] Ahem. Callie Maggotbone, Mark's boss at the DOI. I don't know why he thinks his therapy crap will do any good in space, but he's tried dumber things.

So I guess I'm here to "help," whatever that means. Just – give me a jingle if you need anything! [Callie beams and gives the camera a little wave before dropping the look from her face, suddenly snapping out of character.] Ugh. Who do I have to kill around here for a virgin's-blood latté?

[OOC: Say hello to Mark's psychotic demon girlfriend, Callie! She's not always quite this bitchy. Really. Not always. Replies will come from

boobsandevil.]

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