009 ☺ Voice ☺ I said how did we end up here? You said happenstance

[moreincommon]

Well, everyone, I'm sure we're all relieved to see the emergency's over and we're all working to smooth things out. Toshiko doesn't have access to the inner workings of the ship and she's under warden custody for the time being. I understand quite a few of you are very upset with her, and I want to assure you it's natural to be angry. There are a lot of people on board who have been very hurt by the recent events, and that isn't an easy emotion to let go of.

For that reason, Drs. Xavier and Lecter and I are instating more services for those who are having trouble dealing with this. We're pooling our resources to offer a support group for anyone suffering from trauma, and we're also available for individual counseling sessions if you just want someone to talk to who won't judge. This is a healthy way to let go of your anger and to learn to grow as an individual, and we'd all like to help you along the way.

– And before I forget, I know it's the first of April, but let's not get carried away with the practical jokes, okay? [He really doesn't need it to be April Fool's Day after that event – this is not a relaxing holiday for him.] No painful, harmful, humiliating, prejudiced, or destructive pranks. They're not funny and we've all had enough excitement for one week.

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Sorry, Mark. Trolly troll day.

[mistconduct]

Oh yeah, you know, that therapy isn't a bad idea, now that I think of it. Zero had me pretty messed up and I really am looking for a constructive way to let go of all this frustration.

[moreincommon]

That's a really mature step of you to take, Chris. I know this isn't easy.

[mistconduct]

Yeah, I know. And it would be great to just let loose and talk about all the times I fucked your mom. Man. Load off my mind.

[moreincommon]

That's not funny at all. My mom's dead.

[mistconduct]

[Well, fuck. Now Chris is stuck with a choice. He can go all out and continue making fun of a dead mom. But that's. There are limits. He would have strangled someone who made a joke about his dead dad.]

...Fuck. Fuck, Mark, I'm sorry.

[moreincommon]

April Fool.

[mistconduct]

I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU YOU FUCKING PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT.

[moreincommon]

Um – it was a joke. [By now, he probably should've realized that it is never a good idea for him to tell jokes. The last time he tried New York nearly got nuked.]

[mistconduct]

You unbelievable jackass.

[moreincommon]

Um. I'm sorry if that wasn't funny, but where's all this anger coming from?

[mistconduct]

Fuck. You.

Fuck you, you don't fucking...joke about that. Fucking christ.

Stupid asshole.

[moreincommon]

Oh, my God.

Chris, I'm so sorry. I didn't know you'd lost someone.

[mistconduct]

Oh, fuck off.

[moreincommon]

I'm really sorry.

I'll leave you alone.

[mistconduct]

Good. You do that.

[moreincommon]

Just know I never would have said that if I'd known the situation. And I'm hanging up.

[mistconduct]

Bullshit.

[moreincommon]

[No, really, on both counts!]

[mistconduct]

[Color Chris surprised!]

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[dalekemperor]

Mister Lilly.

Hopefully this finds you in less stressful circumstances than when last we spoke.

I am told that you and Doctor Lecter had considered the idea of making biofeedback technology available to passengers who require it. It was suggested to me that I construct the actual devices--with Warden supervision, of course.

I would appreciate your opinion on the matter.

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[moreincommon]

Hello Davros,

If you're willing to work on creating biofeedback devices to use on board, I'd be happy to have you on the project and would be willing to talk to the necessary wardens order to get the process going. I think it would be a great idea to have these resources available and I appreciate you volunteering to help make this happen.

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[dalekemperor]

It is, as you humans say, not a problem.

I

I need something to do, after all.