009 ☺ Voice ☺ I said how did we end up here? You said happenstance

Well, everyone, I'm sure we're all relieved to see the emergency's over and we're all working to smooth things out. Toshiko doesn't have access to the inner workings of the ship and she's under warden custody for the time being. I understand quite a few of you are very upset with her, and I want to assure you it's natural to be angry. There are a lot of people on board who have been very hurt by the recent events, and that isn't an easy emotion to let go of.

For that reason, Drs. Xavier and Lecter and I are instating more services for those who are having trouble dealing with this. We're pooling our resources to offer a support group for anyone suffering from trauma, and we're also available for individual counseling sessions if you just want someone to talk to who won't judge. This is a healthy way to let go of your anger and to learn to grow as an individual, and we'd all like to help you along the way.

– And before I forget, I know it's the first of April, but let's not get carried away with the practical jokes, okay? [He really doesn't need it to be April Fool's Day after that event – this is not a relaxing holiday for him.] No painful, harmful, humiliating, prejudiced, or destructive pranks. They're not funny and we've all had enough excitement for one week.