003 ☺ Video ☺ Even Cardinal Sin tried to feed her habit

[moreincommon]

GREETINGS, MORTAL SCUM! [The voice on the screen sounds human, if humans had throats lined with sharp metal forks. The accompanying face is twisted, demonic, with glowing eyes and a wide, sharp-toothed leer.] MARK LILLY IS GONE. I'LL BE TAKING HIS PLACE. [Suddenly the picture changes, features curling from a hellish mask into that of a rather beautiful redheaded woman in her late 20s, perfectly normal – apart from the pink hue of her skin and the two tiny horns jutting up from her forehead.] Ahem. Callie Maggotbone, Mark's boss at the DOI. I don't know why he thinks his therapy crap will do any good in space, but he's tried dumber things. So I guess I'm here to "help," whatever that means. Just – give me a jingle if you need anything! [Callie beams and gives the camera a little wave before dropping the look from her face, suddenly snapping out of character.] Ugh. Who do I have to kill around here for a virgin's-blood latté? [OOC: Say hello to Mark's psychotic demon girlfriend, Callie! She's not always quite this bitchy. Really. Not always. Replies will come from boobsandevil.]

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[yeahscience]

[Of course he's not.

Oh God.

He is now, isn't he?] I, uh. Also do the local NA stuff.

[boobsandevil]

Wow. I bet you're a lot of fun at parties.

[yeahscience]

[Now, now, now, okay. You can say Jesse is a little tamer than he used to be, but don't go insulting his parties.]

Hey, whatever, yo. I throw a kick-ass party.

[boobsandevil]

I'll believe that when I see it.

[yeahscience]

Yeah? How's this for a start? [He turns the camera on the enormous speakers that frame his TV; they're clearly built for a much, much, much larger space than they currently occupy.]