003 ☺ Video ☺ Even Cardinal Sin tried to feed her habit

[moreincommon]

GREETINGS, MORTAL SCUM! [The voice on the screen sounds human, if humans had throats lined with sharp metal forks. The accompanying face is twisted, demonic, with glowing eyes and a wide, sharp-toothed leer.] MARK LILLY IS GONE. I'LL BE TAKING HIS PLACE. [Suddenly the picture changes, features curling from a hellish mask into that of a rather beautiful redheaded woman in her late 20s, perfectly normal – apart from the pink hue of her skin and the two tiny horns jutting up from her forehead.] Ahem. Callie Maggotbone, Mark's boss at the DOI. I don't know why he thinks his therapy crap will do any good in space, but he's tried dumber things. So I guess I'm here to "help," whatever that means. Just – give me a jingle if you need anything! [Callie beams and gives the camera a little wave before dropping the look from her face, suddenly snapping out of character.] Ugh. Who do I have to kill around here for a virgin's-blood latté? [OOC: Say hello to Mark's psychotic demon girlfriend, Callie! She's not always quite this bitchy. Really. Not always. Replies will come from boobsandevil.]

Comments

[demon_knight]

You might want to ask the Admiral for a specialized drink. Any killing happens and your stay might get real uncomfortable. [Sorry, Callie. That is a fabulous rack, truly. But Jeryline is immune to them and also she calls shenanigans on the demon behavior.]

[timesbureaucrat]

At a guess, I'd say a virgin. I'm certainly not going to help find you one, however.

Furthermore, I am not mortal. [Well...sort of.]

[payshisdebts]

My, you are an incredible specimen of woman. Are the rest like you where you come from?

[ There have been an implied challenge that was accepted SOMEWHERE in there. ]

[darknessb4me]

If you are here as a guest, behave as one. Any attempt to hurt innocent people here will be met with resistance.

[yeahscience]

...[Isn't Mark Lilly that whitebread little therapist dude?] ...um, there's usually some blood out in the cafeteria for the vampires and all.