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Mark Lilly ([personal profile] moreincommon) wrote2013-02-14 05:01 pm

003 ☺ Video ☺ Even Cardinal Sin tried to feed her habit


GREETINGS, MORTAL SCUM! [The voice on the screen sounds human, if humans had throats lined with sharp metal forks. The accompanying face is twisted, demonic, with glowing eyes and a wide, sharp-toothed leer.] MARK LILLY IS GONE. I'LL BE TAKING HIS PLACE.

[Suddenly the picture changes, features curling from a hellish mask into that of a rather beautiful redheaded woman in her late 20s, perfectly normal – apart from the pink hue of her skin and the two tiny horns jutting up from her forehead.] Ahem. Callie Maggotbone, Mark's boss at the DOI. I don't know why he thinks his therapy crap will do any good in space, but he's tried dumber things.

So I guess I'm here to "help," whatever that means. Just – give me a jingle if you need anything! [Callie beams and gives the camera a little wave before dropping the look from her face, suddenly snapping out of character.] Ugh. Who do I have to kill around here for a virgin's-blood latté?

[OOC: Say hello to Mark's psychotic demon girlfriend, Callie! She's not always quite this bitchy. Really. Not always. Replies will come from [personal profile] boobsandevil.]

boobsandevil: (Flesh wounds make me hot)

[personal profile] boobsandevil 2013-02-19 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[That gets Callie's attention, and immediately makes her curious about the specifics and packaging of his organs.] So what are you like?
timesbureaucrat: (curious)

[personal profile] timesbureaucrat 2013-02-20 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
Like...Gallifreyans.

[Actually, some controversial scientists doing genetic research have concluded that Gallifreyans are genetically startlingly close to his universe's vampires. But as it's a scientific conclusion that is Highly Embarrassing, the mainstream dismisses it with phrases like "problems with the methodology" and "not all the data is in."]

Two hearts, two livers, pulmonary tubes instead of lungs, triple helix DNA...
boobsandevil: (A New York Girl)

[personal profile] boobsandevil 2013-02-20 11:03 am (UTC)(link)
Interesting. Triple helix DNA is pretty rare. [The look she gives Narvin is appraising, predatory, and sly, a smirk forming on her lips.] Pulmonary tubes, you say? Sounds fascinating.
timesbureaucrat: (night)

[personal profile] timesbureaucrat 2013-02-21 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Narvin is not sure he likes that look.]

They're convenient for swimming. [You never see a Gallifreyan needing an inner-tube to float.]