003 ☺ Video ☺ Even Cardinal Sin tried to feed her habit

[moreincommon]

GREETINGS, MORTAL SCUM! [The voice on the screen sounds human, if humans had throats lined with sharp metal forks. The accompanying face is twisted, demonic, with glowing eyes and a wide, sharp-toothed leer.] MARK LILLY IS GONE. I'LL BE TAKING HIS PLACE. [Suddenly the picture changes, features curling from a hellish mask into that of a rather beautiful redheaded woman in her late 20s, perfectly normal – apart from the pink hue of her skin and the two tiny horns jutting up from her forehead.] Ahem. Callie Maggotbone, Mark's boss at the DOI. I don't know why he thinks his therapy crap will do any good in space, but he's tried dumber things. So I guess I'm here to "help," whatever that means. Just – give me a jingle if you need anything! [Callie beams and gives the camera a little wave before dropping the look from her face, suddenly snapping out of character.] Ugh. Who do I have to kill around here for a virgin's-blood latté? [OOC: Say hello to Mark's psychotic demon girlfriend, Callie! She's not always quite this bitchy. Really. Not always. Replies will come from boobsandevil.]

Comments

[demon_knight]

I'll be sure to give people advice on how to avoid becoming the cocktail of the hour.

...I think, given the whole theme of what's goin' on around here, most people aren't gonna have the basic requirement. Just sayin'.

[boobsandevil]

Right, because "don't look delicious" is so easy for you humans to stop.

Hmph. I'll scrounge something up. At least we're well stocked for criminals' blood.