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moreincommonGood afternoon Bargewell High students, teachers, and parents! This is Mr. Lilly with a few general announcements. First up, as Principal Masters announced earlier there is a PTA meeting tomorrow night. I'll be attending if any of you want to discuss your child's progress in school, and students, if you're worried you're welcome to talk to me. [Whether you like it or not, Masters. No power in the 'verse can stop proper youth mentoring.]
Secondly, thank you to all the adults who agreed to speak at the career fair assembly. It'll take place just after the lunch hour this Thursday, and we still have a few time slots open so if you'd like to share your professional experiences with the kids please contact me.
Finally, I want to put some nasty rumors to rest. As I'm sure some of you heard, staff did recently catch a student in possession of reefer cigarettes. The parents were informed and the drug was confiscated and destroyed. While this is upsetting for all of us, let me remind everyone that this was a single incident and we've found no evidence that the student body is suffering from "reefer madness." That's just a big city thing, people, seriously. I don't think we've got anything weird to worry about.
That's all, ladies and gentlemen! Thanks for your time.
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[All throughout the breach, Mark Lilly, Bargewell High School guidance counselor, is basically a teacher from Pleasantville. He's often in his office on the ground floor of the high school, on sentinel for students in distress or reading up on this "child psychology" thing. He can also be found around town greeting EVERY SINGLE PERSON he sees, because he is that guy at the party who no one seemed to invite yet somehow knows everyone's name.]
Secondly, thank you to all the adults who agreed to speak at the career fair assembly. It'll take place just after the lunch hour this Thursday, and we still have a few time slots open so if you'd like to share your professional experiences with the kids please contact me.
Finally, I want to put some nasty rumors to rest. As I'm sure some of you heard, staff did recently catch a student in possession of reefer cigarettes. The parents were informed and the drug was confiscated and destroyed. While this is upsetting for all of us, let me remind everyone that this was a single incident and we've found no evidence that the student body is suffering from "reefer madness." That's just a big city thing, people, seriously. I don't think we've got anything weird to worry about.
That's all, ladies and gentlemen! Thanks for your time.
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[All throughout the breach, Mark Lilly, Bargewell High School guidance counselor, is basically a teacher from Pleasantville. He's often in his office on the ground floor of the high school, on sentinel for students in distress or reading up on this "child psychology" thing. He can also be found around town greeting EVERY SINGLE PERSON he sees, because he is that guy at the party who no one seemed to invite yet somehow knows everyone's name.]
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on 2013-01-22 07:12 am (UTC)[Wielding the pie like a demented clown, she sped the bike up suddenly, planning to sweep past him and nail him right in the back of the head. It was only when she got almost disastrously close that she realized her mistake.]
Crap!
[In desperation, she threw the pie straight up--and concentrated with all her might as she slowed the bike and kept it steady. The pie sailed upward in a precise arc...and she caught it, without spilling a drop of whipped cream.]